All I want is to find the princess bubble gum to my marceline
Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know